You're in the middle of an important phone interview and all of a sudden your kid blurts out the most inappropriate thing. They seem to save these things for such times, don't they? Or maybe your five year old just said something funny that you can't stop laughing about.
Instead of laughing and moving on, why not share these moments with the world? ..or at least my audience of readers.
Submit your funny, wacky, and outrageous true stories for possible inclusion in an upcoming book by Lyn Lomasi.
Use the form below, putting "Say What" in the subject line.
Include:
1) A story or quote of no more than 5 sentences long.
2) Child's first name, city, and state
3) A valid contact email address
4) A sentence stating that we have permission to use 1-3
5) Because we only use first names, it is acceptable for teachers, friends, and family other than the parent to submit quotes.
What we are looking for:
There is no exact criterion, but we will be looking for quotes and stories that would be interesting or funny to a wide audience.
Benefits:
1) 3 specially featured submissions will receive $25 each. These quotes will be featured on the cover, in advertisements, and in other prominent places.
2) Bragging rights, of course! You can say, "Hey, that's my kid!" or "Yep, my student said that!"
3) Anyone whose quote gets featured in the book gets a free e-book version when it's published.
4) The 3 special quotes get a free signed print version of the book.
5) It's just fun!
Use the form below, putting "Say What" in the subject line.
Include:
1) A story or quote of no more than 5 sentences long.
2) Child's first name, city, and state
3) A valid contact email address
4) A sentence stating that we have permission to use 1-3
5) Because we only use first names, it is acceptable for teachers, friends, and family other than the parent to submit quotes.
What we are looking for:
There is no exact criterion, but we will be looking for quotes and stories that would be interesting or funny to a wide audience.
Benefits:
1) 3 specially featured submissions will receive $25 each. These quotes will be featured on the cover, in advertisements, and in other prominent places.
2) Bragging rights, of course! You can say, "Hey, that's my kid!" or "Yep, my student said that!"
3) Anyone whose quote gets featured in the book gets a free e-book version when it's published.
4) The 3 special quotes get a free signed print version of the book.
5) It's just fun!
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